1. You play WORDS with friends with me all day & night.
2. You're doing an excellent job as my financial advisor, even though I still don't have new yoga pants.
3. You take a picture of me every morning for my OOTD with very little complaint.
4. You made my favorite dinner...all 882 calories of it.
5. You always shred the cheese for me so I won't shave off parts of my hand...again.